This Vacuum Doesn’t Suuck



So here I am at Target the other night doing some research on those Dyson Vacuums, you know the one’s with the commercials of that pretty English chap saying that his vacuums don’t use suction? Yea, you know those ones…Anyway, I wanted to get aesthetics. This latest product from Dyson is some sort of ball thing that involves some sort of intelligent vacuuming. Pretty neat, but did you know those things really do turn on a MFn dime? For-true indeed! I was hauling it down the isle ways doing some serious turns, and the damn thing maneuvered like those light cycles from Tron. Amazing.

I hope they don’t suck because I want one now.

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